Feel Quotes

To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Politics Me Tricks

I'm not perfect, but I strive for it.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Perfect Strive Not Perfect

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Funny Then Somebody

Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Cool Out Morgan

Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: America Face Welcome

Parents should support and love their kids no matter what.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Love Should Kids

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Where Anything Goes

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: He Genius Heroes

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Funny Like Live

The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Back Part Her

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Know Believe Deliver

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Life Know Better

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Out Doing Started

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Good Funny Know

You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Time You People

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: You Will Lot

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Now Beautiful Black

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Humor Out Sense

There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Out Been Lot

Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: After Ultimate Michael

If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: People Life Thing

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Time Great Life

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Good Business You

I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: People Just Other

If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Time You Get

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Cool Them Three

I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Time Sad You

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Family Get Every

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: God Funny Me

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.

Tracy Morgan

Tags: Anger Because Out